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Old December 14th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
They do it intentionally!

I love my goldies, but this is really mean of them...

Why do they have to hold as much as they can until after I clean their tank?! It's like they wait for me to clean, and they they let it all lose when they see that I'm done!
Is that really necessary?
If only they can poop directly into the vacuum.
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Old December 14th, 2008  
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When I clean the litter box the cats all go use it. I think they just like having a clean box to use so they don't get their paws dirty on someone else's poop or pee.

Maybe your goldies just like "going" in clean water.
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Old December 15th, 2008  
Fish Helper
 
well my Malawi cichlids fight when they know i'm not looking. Fish are smarter then they appear
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Old December 15th, 2008  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beeker View Post
I love my goldies, but this is really mean of them...

Why do they have to hold as much as they can until after I clean their tank?! It's like they wait for me to clean, and they they let it all lose when they see that I'm done!
Is that really necessary?
If only they can poop directly into the vacuum.
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When I clean the litter box the cats all go use it. I think they just like having a clean box to use so they don't get their paws dirty on someone else's poop or pee.

Maybe your goldies just like "going" in clean water.
Babies do the same thing right after a diaper change!
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Old December 16th, 2008  
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Babies do the same thing right after a diaper change!
OK I didn't really need to know that
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Old December 16th, 2008  
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Originally Posted by cichlidlover View Post
OK I didn't really need to know that
You'll have to one day!

My fish are the same - I vac up all the poop then minutes later they like to lay some more cables for me to look at...

lovely.
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Old December 16th, 2008  
Fish Helper
 
lol, my ferret does that. She wakes up as you reach into the cage. Then she begs you to let her out to play. Finally, when your done and close her cage she climbs in her box and poos.
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Old December 16th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
You think that's bad?

Our hamster fills his cheek pouches with all the food when you fill his bowl, hides the food in the corner then pees all over it as he tends to hide the food in the same corner in which he pees.

He then won't eat it so you have to scoop out and give him new clean food!
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Old December 16th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
doesn't it seem that way, I finished cleaning my tank, then I walk by it 5 minutes later and my gourami Bergen had a string of poop that what like 6 inches long trailing behind him!
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Old December 17th, 2008  
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Well, my hamster did that too. He slept in a tower. When you fill his food dish, he would fill his pouches with only the food he likes and stores it in the tower. To make matters worse he pooped and peed in the tower too.
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Old December 17th, 2008  
Fish Mentor
 
LOL Steve that made me laugh my head off.

**checks to see if head is still attached to neck**

-Matt
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Old December 18th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
yeah, I might find it funny too if it wasn't for the extortionate prices of the treats he wastes by peeing all over! :P

Last edited by Steve113; December 18th, 2008 at 01:31 PM. Reason: Removing a naughty word before Lucy shouts at me ;)
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Old December 18th, 2008  
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Babies do the same thing right after a diaper change!
How about in the middle of a diaper change, when you aren't ready for it yet?!!
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Old December 23rd, 2008  
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Yeah. Here's a tip to any new parents of little boys... open the front of the diaper up for a few seconds to get some cool air in there, then lay the diaper back over him while getting a fresh diaper and other supplies.

Once that air hits them, they re-create the St.Louis arch... except in yellow. It really is amazing to behold. Wiping the walls down gets a little old though.
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Old December 24th, 2008  
Fish Helper
 
ohh gosh!!! I guess steve is right though. I should be prepared for surprises when I become a parent.
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Old January 25th, 2009  
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Im trying not to laugh..... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old January 25th, 2009  
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