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October 22nd, 2008
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| | Fish Keeper
| The Butcher
If a butcher is 5'10" tall...what does he weigh? | 
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October 22nd, 2008
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| ummmmmmmmm,cows? | |
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October 22nd, 2008
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| Meat | |
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October 22nd, 2008
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| ok...well done! how many of each animal did moses take on the ark? | |
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October 22nd, 2008
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| Noah took 2 of each animal on the Ark.
Moses wasn't around for the Ark. | |
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October 22nd, 2008
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| | Fish Master
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That's an old one, but I love it  | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| ok...try this on someone...stupid, but funny
tell the person to say the word "stop" 3 times and spell it out twice...once they finish....ask them "what do you do at a green light?" | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| | Fish Helper
| haha yeah or get them to do the same thing with the word toast then ask what you put in a toaster | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| If a plane crashes on the US Canada border...which side do they bury the survivors on? | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by kieley  haha yeah or get them to do the same thing with the word toast then ask what you put in a toaster | yeah...use the word roast instead...another one is poke...then ask them what do you call the white of an egg | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishies-for-me If a plane crashes on the US Canada border...which side do they bury the survivors on? | lol...awesome...you don't bury the living!! | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| He He He... we used to do these when I was a little girl...we called it the idiot test...lol We had a whole list of them but some need drawings and wont work in chat. | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| | Fish Keeper
| If a peacock is sitting on the peak of a barn..facing east...and lays an egg...which way will it fall?? | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| | Fish Keeper
| west | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by heartsongsinger west | lol...got you on that one...peacocks don't lay eggs...peahens do...peacocks are male! | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| haha i thought the joke was peacocks cant fly or something like why would they be on top of a barn.. | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| | Fish Keeper
| these are great!! another idiot test
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Add 5 to make 10. | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| T E N 
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Last edited by Lucy; October 23rd, 2008 at 06:20 PM.
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October 23rd, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishies-for-me lol...got you on that one...peacocks don't lay eggs...peahens do...peacocks are male! | Unless you use the generic term of "peacock" as referring to any peafowl.  | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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| | Fish Keeper
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucy T E N
_ _ _ _ \ | Lucy is the big winner!! How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  | |
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October 23rd, 2008
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Originally Posted by offminded How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Or
It depends on three things:
The woodchuck's ability to chuck wood.
The woodchuck's desire to chuck wood.
The woodchuck's need to chuck wood.
Last edited by Lucy; October 23rd, 2008 at 09:03 PM.
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October 24th, 2008
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| | Fish Keeper
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucy As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Or
It depends on three things:
The woodchuck's ability to chuck wood.
The woodchuck's desire to chuck wood.
The woodchuck's need to chuck wood. | three great points...i guess his mood has a lot to do with it! | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Peanut tree
wind blowing 30 mph west
which way will the peanuts fall??
Last edited by Fishies-for-me; October 24th, 2008 at 09:34 AM.
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October 24th, 2008
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| Peanuts don't grow on trees. | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| DING DING DING...lol | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Daddy bull
Momma bull
Baby bull
Large bale of hay
Medium bale of hay
Small bale of hay
Who gets which bale of hay?? | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Well, there's really no such thing as a "momma bull" or "baby bull" as they would be "cow" and "calf." | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Ummm..... No one?
Bulls are male so there is no Momma bull therefore there cannot be a baby bull.
Without a baby bull the male bull is not a daddy. | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Hmmm you over complicated that one...lol...but yes there is no such thing as a Momma bull she would be a cow...lol | |
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October 24th, 2008
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Originally Posted by sirdarksol Well, there's really no such thing as a "momma bull" or "baby bull" as they would be "cow" and "calf." | Oops I guess you get the kewpie doll...lol I just went to the end of the post I didn't relize you answered first....and you are right ...but you can have a " bull calf " which tecnically can be a baby bull...lol | |
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