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October 24th, 2008
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| Another one we used to do is
draw a series of dashes
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and then tell some one to write their name...they always printed on the dashes...lol | 
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October 24th, 2008
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| try this one...
The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it's time for noon tea.
The second's biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.
The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.
The fourth is oft used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.
The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.
What are they? | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Fingers?? and a thumb? | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishies-for-me  Fingers?? and a thumb? | you are a stud!! reputation points for you! | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Hmm studette?? | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| the female version of stud isnt a compliment for some reason .. weird eh? | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| yeah...lol...why is that??...forget it don't awnser...lol I know. | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| haha  | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishies-for-me Hmm studette?? | ok...studette!  | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishies-for-me yeah...lol...why is that??...forget it don't awnser...lol I know. | ok...calle me stupid...enlighten me! | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| hmmm cuz a male stud iss well.. umm.. studly...lol a female stud is ..umm.. well.. um this is a family site...lol | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| oh...i understand...gues i had a senior moment | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| A man leaves home, runs a distance and turns left. He runs some more and turns left, and one more distance and turns left. As he approaches home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Whats going on? | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| He's playing baseball and just got a home run. | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| hehehehehehehehehehhhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheHE!!! | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by sirdarksol He's playing baseball and just got a home run. |  | |
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October 24th, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by sirdarksol He's playing baseball and just got a home run. |  | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| | Fish Helper
| Quote:
Originally Posted by sirdarksol He's playing baseball and just got a home run. |   | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| very clever! | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| I was stumped by that 1.......  | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| | Fish Mentor
| Here's one for you -
Romeo and Juliet are lying dead on the floor near an open window. Next to them on the floor is some water and some broken glass. What happened?
Or:
A man is lying dead in an open field. Nearby is an unopened package. What happened? | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| In the second one, the "package" is his parachute.
The first is far too cruel for this forum (and you forgot the baseball).  | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| He | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| Ok, I'll try.
There is one man lying dead surrounded by 4 men and 53 bicycles. What happened? | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| | Fish Mentor
| Quote:
Originally Posted by sirdarksol In the second one, the "package" is his parachute.
The first is far too cruel for this forum (and you forgot the baseball). | There wasn't a baseball when it was told to me...oh well. | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Beeker Ok, I'll try.
There is one man lying dead surrounded by 4 men and 53 bicycles. What happened? | Bad card game - the 53 bicycles are cards... | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| | Fish Mentor
| A man dies of thirst in his own home - how? | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by gremlin There wasn't a baseball when it was told to me...oh well. | How was the aquarium broken in the one you were told? Quote:
Originally Posted by gremlin A man dies of thirst in his own home - how? | Houseboat, ocean, no fresh water.
Last edited by sirdarksol; October 25th, 2008 at 10:45 PM.
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October 25th, 2008
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| A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid | |
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October 25th, 2008
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| Smeagul is hungry.... an EGG!
Four pillars hold it up in the spring.
Two pillars support it in the summer.
In the fall, three pillars keep it aright.
Come winter, no pillars will hold it up.
Last edited by sirdarksol; October 25th, 2008 at 10:51 PM.
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