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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
You know you're fish crazy when....

You suffer from MTS and have been dreaming about fish for the last 2 weeks.

Tell everyone how you know you're fish crazy
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
When you sit on Craigslist.com hitting the refresh button, waiting to see if any good deals get posted. ....not that I've done that or anything
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
lol. I can see that happening
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Mentor
 
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Bum
 
Quote:
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When you sit on Craigslist.com hitting the refresh button, waiting to see if any good deals get posted. ....not that I've done that or anything
I admit it I've done some craigslist refreshing!
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Dino I take it you have a separate house for all you fish
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Old August 12th, 2008  
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Dino I take it you have a separate house for all you fish
LOL You would love his and CWCs fishhouse
http://www.fishlore.com/fishforum/fi...fishhouse.html
Carol
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
You know your fish crazy when you get rid of furniture to make room for another fish tank!!

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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Addict
 
When you're moving, can only take what you can fit in your car, and take (multiple!) aquariums and a cooler of fish, and leave the tv and the toaster oven.
Also your teeny tiny freezer has more fish food than people food
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Nice Pandora
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Addict
 
meh the fish are more entertaining than the tv anyway!
I sort of miss the toaster oven though...
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Mentor
 
Yeah, thats a picture of the fishhouse.
1000 square feet with 164 aquaria.
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
I'm pretty sure you all know I'm nuts....So I'm going to leave it at that! lol
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Old August 12th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
Dino.....I'd sure love to come out to take a tour of that Fish house!
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Old August 16th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
When you are riding around a drill pipe manufacturing plant in a golf cart wearing a hard hat, safety goggles and metatarsal boots in 100 degree weather with forklifts, ovens and roughnecks all around you and all you can think about for two hours is which of the rocks on the ground would look good in your tank and could you surreptitiously filtch a couple without your coworkers thinking you've got your hard hat on too tight!
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Old August 16th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
lol. I hope you clean the rocks really well first
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Old August 16th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
As it turns out, I didn't see any that were so cool I would risked being seen stacking them up in the golf cart. Now if I were in Austin instead of Houston there may have been some Texas Holey rock, in which case I might have hijacked a forklift to bring it all back!

I did notice my mind wandering to fish quite a bit on the way. When were stopped at one warehouse, my two companions were discussing wiring while I studied the labels on the boxes and thought "6-inch purple BTCs? I don't know what they are, but I bet a quartet would look gorgeous in my tank!"
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Old August 16th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
Or your living room looks like ours.
http://www.fishlore.com/fishforum/fr...ving-room.html
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Old August 16th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
or when you start thinking of selling your house for a bigger one for more aquariums and a bigger koi pond.
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Old August 16th, 2008  
Fish Mentor
 
when you start trying to convince everyone you know to get themselves a tank... and that you can help them out with everything they need to know...

when you talk about a bigger tank and your boyfriend changes the topic as fast as he can.
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Old August 16th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
When the only thing you can ever think to talk about is fish!
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Old August 17th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Very nice, Allie!

Also - You get a new 110 gallon tank on Sunday. Your husband gets a good job offer 200 miles away on Monday. Your first concern is "I gotta move this thing again?" Your second concern is "I gotta wait until the move is complete to get another one?"
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Old August 17th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
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Very nice, Allie!

Also - You get a new 110 gallon tank on Sunday. Your husband gets a good job offer 200 miles away on Monday. Your first concern is "I gotta move this thing again?" Your second concern is "I gotta wait until the move is complete to get another one?"

Or when your Mom tells you that you talk too much about fish and don't have enough other interests.
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Old August 17th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
You know your fish crazy when you go to the LFS as many times a week as possible, and you spend the rest of your time either sleeping or researching them!
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Old August 17th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
When you lost the instructions to your API test kit..... Months ago.

When the cats don't even blink when they hear you banging that nitrate #2 bottle against the counter.

When you can test for Nitrates on one tank, perform a 50 gallon water change on another and watch a foreign film with subtitles all at the same time.

When you are contemplating installing a towel rack next to your tanks. In the living room.

When even your significant other starts making fishy slip-ups in everyday communication. (such as writing "fish tank" instead of "gas tank" in a company memo or "aquarium" instead of "adequate" when responding to a job offer)

When you get new tile in your house and you tell everyone you changed the substrate.

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Old August 17th, 2008  
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When you lost the instructions to your API test kit..... Months ago.

When the cats don't even blink when they hear you banging that Nitrate #2 bottle against the counter.

When you can test for Nitrates on one tank, perform a 50 gallon water change on another and watch a foreign film with subtitles all at the same time.

When you are contemplating installing a towel rack next to your tanks. In the living room.

When even your significant other starts making fishy slip-ups in everyday communication. (such as writing "fish tank" instead of "gas tank" in a company memo or "aquarium" instead of "adequate" when responding to a job offer)

When you get new tile in your house and you tell everyone you changed the substrate.


hahahahaha rofl!
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Old August 17th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Ooh! Two more:

When you hear "python" you no longer think "snake"

When no one will go out for seafood with you anymore because they really don't want to know THAT MUCH about their dinner!
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Old August 17th, 2008  
Fish Addict
 
haha i go to seafood restaurants just because most of them have HUGE SW tanks set up in the waiting area
i drool over the tank more than the expensive food
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Old August 20th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
When you wave insurance on your fish and tanks, and not on your car.
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Old August 20th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Quote:
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When you get new tile in your house and you tell everyone you changed the substrate.
Oh that one is just awesome, lol...just finally caught my breath from laughing

-When you have notebooks full of sketches and stocking options for just about any size of tank you can imagine.
-When you can't understand why anyone would find that odd (oh, I know some of you were like "um...that's normal" )

Or my latest...

-When you move to a new state, and within 3 weeks the employees at every fish store in town, even the ones with fairly high turnover, recognize you on sight and either (a) ignore you because you are once again just oogling and they know you refuse to overstock your current tanks or (b) come over to point out their latest, coolest additions and talk about their private tanks.
-When you return to visit your family in your old state, you simply have to stop by your old favorite stores, and you are greeted at every door with "hey, where've you been?" by employees even you don't recognize...haha
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