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Old July 16th, 2008  
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Top 5 Signs That You're Really Broke!

  1. All of your kitchen condiments provided by your friendly neighborhood fastfood joint.
  2. The bums at the corner swigging some mystery beverage out of a bottle in a paperbag have offered to raise money for you!
  3. You rob Peter -- and then rob Paul.
  4. Your bologna has no first name.
  5. American Express calls and says: "Go ahead and leave home without it!"

Wish I could say "Been there.. done that!".. but all I can mutter is "Still there.. still doing that"... aarrgghh!.. when does it get better!

Last edited by Richard; July 16th, 2008 at 09:31 PM.
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Old July 16th, 2008  
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Old July 17th, 2008  
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i have not been there YET but now that i just lost my job i think i'll be going there soon

when does it get better? mmmm....................... that's a tough question but all we can do is keep trying and live life to the fullest!

....but hey! we still have our fishies that make life a lot better!!!
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Old July 17th, 2008  
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Ah... University, I'm livin' that...
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Old July 17th, 2008  
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you know you're really broke, when you know you shouldn't rescue ANY MORE poor little BETTAS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old July 17th, 2008  
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Too bad that doesn't stop us!
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Old July 18th, 2008  
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knowing i'm broke doesn't stop me from getting any more fish but such a small apartment does LOL... i keep trying to see what else i can get rid off to fit another tank. i have my eye on the tv but i gotta convince my b/f first.
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Old July 18th, 2008  
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ROFL I aint that broke!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old July 18th, 2008  
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Lol.. yea.
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Old August 13th, 2008  
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doesn't stop me from keeping my fishes
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Old August 13th, 2008  
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haha...nice

A few more...

-The street corner musicians grab a handful of change out of their instrument cases and give it to you.
-You can't even get name brand Ramen...have to go generic.
-You've parked your car in the driveway, and elected to put it in neutral and push it into the garage rather than turn it back on to pull in and thus waste gas.
-You haven't bought a new piece of clothes in...years.
-At church, when it comes time for communion, you go back for seconds.
-You clean your house for the first time in memory, hoping to find some spare change.
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Old September 25th, 2008  
Fish Newbie
 
lol

this is funny
i am a student that only earns $100 a week
i spend about $30 a week on petrol, $24 a fornight on the gym.
If i want food or phone credit or money for drinking, or money for fishes i have to carefully plan it out lol
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Old September 25th, 2008  
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oh i live in a group of suburbs called the 'hills district'... i have found the most fuel efficient way home by going the way with the most down hills, and i go down them in neutral hahaha
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Old September 26th, 2008  
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Old September 26th, 2008  
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My dad drives "twice as fast and half the gas"<<LOL...BUT it works! He gets 1 out of 20 red lights! but it makes other drivers(speeding drivers) mad that he passes them at all the lights!
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