Charmaine

26 LINES TO KEEP YOU SMILING

1. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
2. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
3. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
4. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
5. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
6. Beuty is i the eye of the beer holder.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing.
9. Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
11. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
12. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again.
14. Being över the hill" is much better than being under it.
15.Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
16. Procrstinate Now.
17.I have a degree in liberal arts, do you want fries with that?
18. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
19. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
20. Stupidity is not a handicap, park elsewhere!
21. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
22. He who dies with the most toys is onetheless DEAD.
23. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three times the memory.
24. The trouble with life is their's no backround music.
25. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
26. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
EVER NOTICE HOW PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN...ARE THE ONES WHO GOT YOU MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Lucy

Funny.

Tazmiche

Very very funny!!! i will pass it on!!!

Butterfly

When you post just remember we have children as young as 10 and their parents who are members. Now ask is what your going to post appropriate for both? If not please don't post it
Carol

Blub

LOL! Very funny... I like number 2!