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Old June 23rd, 2008  
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Top FIVE THINGS EVERY SINGLE WOMAN SHOULD OWN..

  1. A pretty pair of heels -- The good news is that these days, you can transform virtually any outfit to make it on-the-town ready by adding heels to a skirt, jeans, cropped khakis, whatever.
  2. A six-pack of good bottled beer -- A prepared single girl is ready to host and toast at any time.
  3. A copy of Cosmopolitan and Sports Illustrated in your bathroom -- A guy will feel at home with SI, but he also might actually read the Cosmo and get some tips about you.
  4. A really good photo of yourself -- Put it on your fridge so that when he looks for beer, he sees you lookin' all pretty.
  5. A rap CD -- If a guy sees only Kelly Clarkson, the Bridget Jones soundtrack and Celine Dion in your collection, he might think you're easily offended... but a rap CD will show him you've got a party side and that you have an open mind.

TOP FIVE THINGS EVERY MARRIED WOMAN SHOULD OWN..
  1. Blasting caps for those days he won't get out of the recliner.
  2. One of those talking beer openers that says "Get it yourself!"
  3. A copy of the "Home Project List" in the bathroom to minimize time spent there
  4. A high-frequency remote-control jammer
  5. A pretty pair of really high heels to throw at him when he's not paying attention.. Two tosses and you usually don't have to resort to it again.
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Old June 23rd, 2008  
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all this coming from a guy
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Old June 23rd, 2008  
Fish Master
 
love it!!!!!!! but if you have multiples of number 2 single women , you wont care about anything else it makes everything else look great
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Old June 23rd, 2008  
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Old June 24th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
HAHAHA nutcase!! But true!!!
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