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Old June 17th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Top Five Signs You're Way Overdue To Mow Your Lawn
  1. The next season of "Survivor" to be filmed in your front yard.
  2. Those annoying "Tarzan yells" from somewhere in the yard.
  3. Oh-oh: Velociraptor droppings.
  4. You're on your third newspaper boy this month.
  5. Giraffes complaining the grass is too tall to eat.
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Old June 17th, 2008  
Fish Helper
 
lol that's good!
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Old June 17th, 2008  
King of Curt
 
Nice... but wild giraffe eat leaves from tree branches.
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Old June 17th, 2008  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard View Post
  1. The next season of "Survivor" to be filmed in your front yard.

I wondered what that film crew was doing.
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Old June 17th, 2008  
Master Of Fish Poo!
 
LOL.. If we had a lawn, that probably would be us.
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Old June 23rd, 2008  
Fish Master
 
*Checks symptoms* Well, I haven't seen velociraptor droppings.. But I do happen to know there is a V raptor nest in the hedge...
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Old June 26th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Oh, those were VELOCIRAPTOR droppings, I need to go get a refund on my dinosaur dropping ID kit....*grumbles* Stupid Target...
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