Richard

ThisGuy

Haha that sounds like my better half we have an arrangement i cook for her and she cleans for me and yes she has burned water... but don't tell her i said that!

Shawnie

HAHAHAHAH...thats sooooo me sad part is, its my five daughters as well...poor kids!

sirdarksol

That's my wife when she's doing anything other than baking. She's a wizard at baking.

Allie

That's me when I am not in the mood for cooking...which is most days. It's not actually burnt water it's burnt cooking pot. It's not fun to clean a scorched pot. lol

steveangela1

lol, my husband would have said that about me when we were first married... somehow in about a year after that I learned to cook... now he loves my food

COBettaCouple

Lol!

Betta_dude

Ive never burnt water but I can cook. though I can only cook eggs&ramen

Tavel

Looks like someone's wife needs to join the church of jamima's witnesses.

(a joke from Family Guy, if no one watches it. It's the best show you're not watching!)

Tom

I can see myself doing that.
Tom

MissMTS

lol. That sounds like me. The only thing I can cook is peanut butter and jelly......

Tom

That's pretty impressive since peanut butter burns easily.
Tom

Richard

Don't knock PBJ's guys.. they're delicious plus there're enough food groups in there to make them healthy to eat, plus I sometimes get 'wild' and add a slice of cheese or whatever's handy to make our sandwiches interesting.. my girl is the chef in this here happy household and I am the sandwich Jedi Master!..LOL

HatchetHaven

These 'top 5' thing s are hilarious!

MousePotato

"For breakfast, she makes coffee that tastes like cham...
POO!
I get home for dinner and get peanut butter stew.
Or, if I'm in luck,
It's broiled hockey puck,
But sheeeeee's my girl!
She's my girl and I love her!"

-Tom Lehrer

cichlidlover

even i can cook beter and im only 12 years old

Alessa

hahahahahahaaaa... sounds like my baby! He even burns the frozen food trays that are microwaveable LOL... I still love him!

Randall

ok thanks!