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Old May 5th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Fastest Animal?

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off
the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?













Now scroll down to see the analysis.









If your answer is:





Lion = you're dull.





Chimpanzee = you're a moron.





Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.





Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.






A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.



Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
KonaBoy is offline  
Old May 5th, 2008  
Master Of Fish Poo!
 
Aww, and I thought the platypus would win.
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Old May 5th, 2008  
Fish Mentor
 
Lol!
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Old May 5th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Ha ha
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Old May 12th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
Wow. I guessed lion because it will kill all the other animals and get the banana from the hybrid banana coconut tree.....=) hah
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Old July 7th, 2008  
Fish Helper
 
I feel so stupid I never thought of that at first until I scrolled.
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Old July 7th, 2008  
Fish Mentor
 
Excuse me but..........The Chihuahua is the fastest animal on earth lol....And they do know how to get food off of trees or tables...

Very cute Kona....You had me going!
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Old July 7th, 2008  
Fish Mentor
 

I guess I am a complete idiot because I picked the Giraffe. Thanks for the joke. It definetly brightened my day at work
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Old July 8th, 2008  
Fish Keeper
 
I fell for that 100% i said squizzle!!! My excuse? only 5:02am here!!! LOL Doh!!!!!
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Old July 8th, 2008  
Fish Helper
 
Thats so funny! Did you make it up??
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Old July 8th, 2008  
Fish Master
 
Hmmm well considering I read it and thought "oh, they're going to put a banana somewhere on a branch of the coconut tree"...but took a while afterward to figure out what the joke was...I think it was completely correct in saying that picking giraffe makes me a complete idiot.
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Old July 9th, 2008  
Fish Addict
 
i just read it as the banana was near the coconut tree and figured the race was TO the tree to figure who got the banana...i think to much lol!. I picked a squirrel...he'll ride on the fastest animal and then jump off at the last second.
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Old July 28th, 2008  
Fish Bum
 
I answered the squirrel....hopelessly stupid!
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Old August 2nd, 2008  
Fish Bum
 

I can't believe I fell for that! I choose a squirrel
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Old August 22nd, 2008  
Fish Bum
 
why did you post this? It made me feel stupid lol, but thanks for the joke
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Old August 22nd, 2008  
Fish Bum
 
I am stupid
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