I love!!!! Is this where I post funnyness? I'll move it if it's not, just tell me.
So this guy comes into the fish store I work at and asked for a weather loach. I go to net the loach and he jumps the tank, I quickly wet my hand and go to put him into the lower tank to recooperate and get the man another fish. He says, "I'll take him." I asked if he was sure and off he went with his new weather loach. Guy comes in a few weeks later and I asked about the loach and he says he's doing great, Im like awesome and ask what I can help with. He asks for a skunk botia and I net him and bring him over the bagging table where he promptly jumped as I attempted to poured him into the bag. He was still in a puddle on the table so I asked if he still wanted him and he responded, "I'll take him." He comes in again and he wants a rope fish

... so I go to net him out and I've got two nets clamped so he couldn't do what he did and wriggle out on to the floor. So I tried to pick him up unsuccessfully a few times... paniced (that's he was gonna hurt himself) and poured water on the floor to make it less abrasive and finally with a net and a wet hand manage to get him into the bag... He says, "I'll take him". These are the only fish I have ever dropped and it had to be for the same guy... I mean come on! Well he comes in again a few weeks later and asked my boss for some more of those hardy "floor fish"... boss is confused so he points to me and says she knows what Im looking for. Now every time he comes in he asks for me and my "floor fish"... but no, I havent dropped anymore of his fish!