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Originally Posted by mr. Clown Loach ok ty the thing is i now need stocking and i don't want to go buy a stocking when i'm a guy... (-.-) |
This was the best part of the experience when I changed my blue gravel for natural. As I have a “biker” look I definitely looked out of place in the hosiery department and I really had fun with the sales clerk. So I answered the clerk’s questions without elaborating.
Clerk: “Are these for your wife?”
Me: “No they’re for my fish.”
After an uneasy pause trying to fight back her laughter,
Clerk: “OH, and does your fish have a colour preference?”
Me: “Well no but she is very sensitive to dyes so any pair that is un-dyed would be nice.”
Another pause, a few coughs and a tear running down her check,
Clerk: “And do you know what size your fish wears?”
Me: “Well no but they should be big enough to hold about 30lbs. of gravel.”
So I ended up leaving the store with a six-pack of un-dyed large knee-high pantyhose and a very confused sales clerk who I’m sure still talks about the day a biker came into the store to buy pantyhose for his fish.
All that fun aside I ended up filling two large knee-high pantyhose with my old gravel and laid them in the rear corners of my aquarium with an air stone under each sack to ensure water circulation through the substrate while my new gravel colonized.
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Did it take me the expected hour that I figured it would.
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Well no it didn’t. It was in fact an all day project.
Was it worth it? Well I think so.
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I left my sexy pantyhose for 6 weeks and never experience any mini-cycle or any other problems. Good luck and keep a straight face buying your pantyhose for optimal shopping amusement.